«TF2 Glass Sentries by scars-of-orichalcum»
SWEET
HOLY
GRAVY.
dude

the Portal Turret LED Flash Light with Sound. Says phrases from the game.
http://www.mightyape.co.nz/product/Portal-Turret-LED-Torch-with-Sound/19756589/
I am the Sentry. I make daddy proud. I protect the base. Daddy left for more supplies, he will make me stronger. I miss daddy. I will wait for daddy. He will be so proud.
This is too cute.