Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.
|—||chris bukoski (via monasleaza)|
Muse. Fucking Muse, everyone.
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
Doin it right.
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for nudes
daaaamnn gurl you must be an escort mission
because i fucking hate you
This mug is literally the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen and I need it.