Let's start over again

SO apparently Bioshock Infinite only allows one save point but I want to show off the beginning of the game and so I’d have to start a new game and lose all my progress

so I did this thing that you do to try to do multiple saves and my save file became broken and needed fixing

so I edited my OLD save file to have the date at the end of the NEW save file and now my old save file works

I’m a magical girl.

These kids are playing rock paper scissors wrong?

oh god I just ate a cake and all the candles and the tray it was on too

not even sure if I’m still liveblogging bioshock infinite or if this is just my life

Shit I just ate a whole loaf of bread and an almost whole cheesewheel

and the cheesewheel had a knife in it

HOW MANY PEOPLE CASUALLY FALL OFF OF COLUMBIA BECAUSE I NEARLY DID JUST NOW IS THAT A THING THAT YOU CAN DO?

/goes to try

OH GOOD YOU TELEPORT. WAIT WHAT

I literally just ate your popcorn and hot dog without paying and you just looked at me. I’m going to come back here in the future and eat all of your food now that I am conditioned to think you’ll do nothing about it. Good day, sir.

WHEN I LOOK UP IN THE RAIN MY SCREEN GETS DROPLETS ON IT.

I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a more uncomfortable “options” screen. There’s a dude just staring at me while he gets his shoes cleaned and I’m just standing here trying to make things pretty. Please let me mind my own business.

Blasto 6: Partners in Crime

That is possibly the best ad for a movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?
Dean Winchester (via dannisaurusrex)

Pete is all excited about handheld 2-way video communication that we totally have on iPhones nowadays. 

The first thing Pete does when he walks into the room is test the bed and then throw a pillow and break something.

WORST. GUARDS. EVER.

"Anderson, don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street."

dannisaurusrex:

I do love this man’s sass.