oh god damnit nintendo
Shirt swap! And TJ’s ice cream cookie sandwiches…
For some ungodly reason these TJ ice cream sandwiches only come in four packs.
This is what BT thinks a dragon looks like
This is definitely what dragons look like.
Remember that time I made a model of the TARDIS and turned it into a hat for TF2?
And then made gifs of my replays?
I purchased a headset today and was referred to a screen recording software and I’ve been playing Alan Wake lately so clearly I had to make a screentest video and play around with audio/video editing and recording myself playing a video game please excuse the microphone not being louder than the music/such.
It’s really short.
I don’t know how it happened but during L4D2 someone became “Shake Spear” so I became “Shakes Pier” then “Will I Am Shakes Pier” and then said
"In San Francisco, earthquakes cause shaken piers" and
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the spear"
I don’t always go home with a girl’s phone number on my hand
but when I do
it’s the cell phone number of my big boss’s mom
Happy Zeroth Anniversary!
This is basically the strangest position my shoulders are capable of. and my face
Butyay! Zeroth Anniversary!
I recorded my Happy 50,000th post video on my phone because I don’t know how to use my new laptop.
In case you were one of the, like, five people who was wondering why I didn’t post at all for like a week there, it was all in preparation for this ~wonderful~ video.
It’s not my best work, and it’s 10 minutes long and I’m terrible at being good at video making and script writing, clearly, because I didn’t have a script.
If I pause a lot it’s because I was trying to think of things to say and then thinking of things to say and then trying to articulate words and then my brain was like “naaaaaaah” and I just kept rolling with it.
Please excuse how short some of your shout-outs are because I didn’t want the video to be too long and the video was already too long for its own good.
Maybe I’ll properly do things at some point about people because I now have a list of many of you and I’ll maybe be able to think of things and words and it’ll be amusing.
In the meantime, please enjoy the video and do not unfollow me or I will hunt you down because I have all of your names.
BT asked me to try out his new community map and record it, so I did
try it out, i mean. Uh.
Rory played my Portal 2 map.
You should watch how well he does.
He is playing the easier version:
Here’s the harder one:
okay one last tumblr post
but I really want someone to play my newest Portal 2 map:
And record themselves playing it with as much commentary as they like
and like I’ll give you a Dota 2 invite or Mass Effect 1 or Mass Effect 2 (because I have extras in my steam inventory) if you are the first one to upload a video of you beating it without cheating or breaking the game because that’s so unnecessary.
There’s a slightly easier version if you want: