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collegehumor:

Impotent Gate 
It’s missing it’s white flag.

collegehumor:

Impotent Gate

It’s missing it’s white flag.

geekhideout:

Santa! you’re naughty


as if it weren’t bad enough, there’s the CCTV warning and a price that shows just how much Santa had to pay

geekhideout:

Santa! you’re naughty

as if it weren’t bad enough, there’s the CCTV warning and a price that shows just how much Santa had to pay

collegehumor:

Baby’s First Baby is Strangest Doll Ever
Yo dawg, I heard you like babies so we put a baby in your baby so, wtf is happening?


NO.

collegehumor:

Baby’s First Baby is Strangest Doll Ever

Yo dawg, I heard you like babies so we put a baby in your baby so, wtf is happening?

NO.

geekhideout:

poor Dog LOLOLOLOLOL :)

geekhideout:

poor Dog LOLOLOLOLOL :)

collegehumor:

It’s Probably Best Not to Go Near the Pololu Trail
Warning: You will definitely die.
One day, I got a text from my mom that said, “Let’s go to dinner wtf.” When I got home, I asked her if the text was a typo and she got really confused, so I kind of just let it go. The next day, I was walking behind my mom when she was on Facebook and read a message over her shoulder. She was typing to her best friend: “I’m so excited for Christmas wtf!!” I asked her again; after about a 30 minute argument, I managed to get through to her that “wtf” is NOT “with the family!” She had apparently been using that for the last year! I guess her friends must just thing she curses ALLL the time… My poor mother was mortified. I was exasperated.
collegehumor:

Hysterectomy Cake
I’m sure she’ll find this hysterical.

collegehumor:

Hysterectomy Cake

I’m sure she’ll find this hysterical.

collegehumor:

Meth Teacher
Something tells me Mrs. Edwards enjoys it too

collegehumor:

Meth Teacher

Something tells me Mrs. Edwards enjoys it too


collegehumor:

Cooking with Poo Book
I’m gonna make some really crappy food.

collegehumor:

Cooking with Poo Book

I’m gonna make some really crappy food.

collegehumor:

Couple Cuddles and Stares at Dog Anus
They say if you look hard enough you can see your future.

collegehumor:

Couple Cuddles and Stares at Dog Anus

They say if you look hard enough you can see your future.

troy3000:

sensualdepravity:



WAT
geekhideout:

Seems Legit….

geekhideout:

Seems Legit….

geekhideout:

Cleanup in aisle 5 at Walmart!

geekhideout:

Cleanup in aisle 5 at Walmart!

lascocks:

acquaintedwithrask:

religiousragings:

anticapitalist:

Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, a Fox News contributor, tea party activist and personal friend of Sean Hannity’s said in a sermon recently published to YouTube that America’s greatest mistake was allowing women the right to vote, adding that back in “the good old days, men knew that women are crazy and they knew how to deal with them.”

In the video, published to YouTube in March, Peterson explains that he believes women simply can’t handle “anything,” and that in his experience, “You walk up to them with a issue, they freak out right away. They go nuts. They get mad. They get upset, just like that. They have no patience because it’s not in their nature. They don’t have love. They don’t have love.”

What the hell?

I guess stopping slavery and the Inquisition was a bad idea too.  This is the station that thinks the statement “Fox News can’t go any lower” is a challenge.

Piece of shit

*record scratch* wut

Bless your mother for having the love and patience to raise your ass.