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Remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.
David Wong
Preview of “John Dies at the End”

Here

This apparently has the first 48 pages of the book. I advise you stop reading when you hit Chapter 1 because you will probably want to continue past the preview pages and then be kicking yourself for not owning the book.

It’s a $10 ebook and I’m sure you can e-buy it somewhere else online. When Borders existed, I actually found copies of it on the shelf, so it is possible, otherwise I recommend Amazon.

And yes, buy the book.

Many iterations of the book have been released. You want the hardcover one with a hand on the cover.

Please let me know when you start reading it and follow up with me periodically. Please.

[The building] had the tangled floor plan common to all hospitals, seemingly designed by someone who believed in the healing power of watching confused visitors aimlessly wander around hallways.
This Book is Full of Spiders, by David Wong
Okay, we got two flavors of Ramen and they both taste exactly the same
This Book is Full of Spiders, by David Wong

SUBWAY: COME TASTE OUR NEW BEARD

John’s old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.
This Book is Full of Spiders by David Wong
How could he walk in those jeans? Did they inflate when he farted?
This Book is Full of Spiders by David Wong
I blinked, not to answer him, but to see if I could blink. I could. Is there a way to kill a man using only your eyelids?
David Wong, John Dies at the End by David Wong
Finally read/finished the newest version of John Dies at the End

I still highly recommend it. It flows MUCH better than the original that was posted in parts over a few years.

It’s still got little errors in it, which is too bad, but hey, it came from the internet.

It’s $10.19 on Amazon for the paperback version. $9.99 for the Kindle edition.

It’s a comedy/horror and it’s a very easy read. There will be a sequel out in October.

….I suppose she had a reasonable fear of two creepy males clicking through shots of her dressing and doing the things girls do alone in their bedrooms. Lighting farts or whatever.
David Wong, John Dies at the End by David Wong
I blinked, not to answer him, but to see if I could blink. I could. Is there a way to kill a man using only your eyelids?
David Wong, John Dies at the End by David Wong
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
David Wong, John Dies at the End by David Wong
And so, feeling like men trying to work a jigsaw puzzle blindfolded and using only our butt cheeks to grip the pieces, we left.
David Wong, John Dies at the End by David Wong
My butt cheeks clenched so tightly that not even light could have escaped.
David Wong, John Dies at the End by David Wong
My hat smells like
lubricant, I don’t wanna touch it
Wait, this isn’t mine! And it’s not a hat!
Camel Holo-
John Cheese, John Dies at the End by David Wong