Let's start over again

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

justintimbrlake:

thugdating:

what do straight boys text each other about is what i wanna know

this is what my two straight friends text each other about

asifnothingmatters:

CARRY ON THEY SAID

THERE’LL BE PEACE THEY SAID

DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE THEY SAID

me: closes wrong tab

me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

hatewizard:

coughmanic:

dailydrawfeb:

I drew a comic about true events.

Man. Internet.

ladyofmischief:

katoby:

lucifersbutt:

if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it

yes

yes

criticallycynical:

Bahaha, I don’t usually reblog things like this but this is just straight-up hilarious TROOF.

theamericankid:

Why girls go to the bathroom together

After Watching "A Scandal in Belgravia"

Sherlock Fandom: That was amazing.
Stephen Moffat: Really? You think so?
Sherlock Fandom: Of course. Extraordinary. Quite extraordinary.
Stephen Moffat: That's not what you normally say.
Sherlock Fandom: What do we normally say?
Stephen Moffat: 'Fuck you.'

madman-with-a-laptop:

#it’s like they’re his mom and dad just trying to take their kid on a nice fun vacation to disney world but all the little bastard wants to do is look at rock formations and shit