Let's start over again

ceshira:

May we partake in the making of a snowman? Please sister…

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Please Starfire, ask me one more time. I promise I’ll say yes…

anaaesthetic:

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

gameraboy:

Continued on next elephant!

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY

Lana Del Rey - Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight
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mizzjade:

abchannahxyz:

asongandadance:

Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight » Lana Del Rey

Fucking music for sure.

I can’t fucking wait for summer. Windows down, sunshine, bare skin, and singing Lana on loop.

awwww-cute:

My cat enjoying a Lion King moment on top of the medicine cabinet

awwww-cute:

My cat enjoying a Lion King moment on top of the medicine cabinet

jedibusiness:

You guys mind telling me what you’re doing to my little green pal over there, hm?

jedibusiness:

You guys mind telling me what you’re doing to my little green pal over there, hm?

illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

kissmyasajj:

sammylumpkins:

X-men Facts.

You can’t believe how many people I argue with about that last fact. They were in The Brotherhood of Mutants. Despite the fact that they showed up in the animated series and comic books, they never became part of ‘the team’. They did, however, join The Avengers.

Hairy Potter and the Scrotum’s Sack

Hairy Potter and the Cock of Secrets

Hairy Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabang

Hairy Potter and the Goblet of Jizz

Hairy Potter and the Order of the Phallus

Hairy Potter and the Half-Erect Penis 

Hairy Potter and the Deathly Handjobs

Happy Potter and the Summer’s Sun

Happy Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the President of Awesome

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Friendship

Happy Potter and the Order of the Rainbow

Happy Potter and the Half-Full Prince

Happy Potter and the Sparkly Hellos!