May we partake in the making of a snowman? Please sister…
Please Starfire, ask me one more time. I promise I’ll say yes…
florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia
I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.
Continued on next elephant!
*deletes selfie like it never happened*
I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”
LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE
ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY
Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight » Lana Del ReyFucking music for sure.
I can’t fucking wait for summer. Windows down, sunshine, bare skin, and singing Lana on loop.
My cat enjoying a Lion King moment on top of the medicine cabinet
You guys mind telling me what you’re doing to my little green pal over there, hm?
When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
You can’t believe how many people I argue with about that last fact. They were in The Brotherhood of Mutants. Despite the fact that they showed up in the animated series and comic books, they never became part of ‘the team’. They did, however, join The Avengers.
Hairy Potter and the Scrotum’s Sack
Hairy Potter and the Cock of Secrets
Hairy Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabang
Hairy Potter and the Goblet of Jizz
Hairy Potter and the Order of the Phallus
Hairy Potter and the Half-Erect Penis
Hairy Potter and the Deathly Handjobs