THIS is how you mashup!!!
WHERE CAN I GET THIS SONG?! My IPod is crying because we can’t find it..
How do you do this sort of thing? How? Just… HOW?!
OMG YES. IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN. ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSASDFGHJKL
OH MY GOODNESS
SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.
i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”
"y-o-u-t-w-o-s-h-o-u-l-d-d-a-t-e… wow can you believe this?"
“you are moving the ouija board”
“no this is legit woah looks like the ghost thinks we should date”
TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE
it’s not a good pun unless everyone in the room wants to kill u
Still one of my favorite Amnesia videos.
OH SHIT I GOT A BAG OF MILKY WAYS
The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.
you can tell he’s just like
“i am 800% done with Target”
This gif wins the internet. I am DONE.
It’s like solitaire when you win.
I thought it was clever. Maybe the others just couldn’t find the humour.
they probably can’t find the dick because it’s camouflaged.
What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
Such poison. What dagger. Very dead. Wow, end.
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
ARE THEY FUCKING PLAYING MODERN TaLKING IM CRYING
why do straight guys say “no homo” like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
Please watch this