Let's start over again

Apr 23

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vitaisfrozen:

naughtychekov:

on a scale from hans to ariel how well do you handle being the youngest ginger child out of an insane number of siblings

ginny

(Source: naughty-chekov, via quitefair)

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(via juliefuckingpowers)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via loxy-ralonde)

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(Source: skypestripper, via dutchster)

Phone casually letting me know that there are five accidents on the freeway to work.

So glad that city streets exist.

(Source: frostingpeetaswounds, via viceapoth)

raptorific:

I was scrolling through my dash and someone posted this gif:

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but it didn’t load all the way so all I saw was

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(via turbobrak)

Apr 22

hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

(via dutchster)

manilovestarwars:

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

Actually did this and loved it

manilovestarwars:

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

Actually did this and loved it

(Source: facebook.com, via thekillarabbit)

brokentripod:

Hairy Potter and the Scrotum’s Sack

Hairy Potter and the Cock of Secrets

Hairy Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabang

Hairy Potter and the Goblet of Jizz

Hairy Potter and the Order of the Phallus

Hairy Potter and the Half-Erect Penis 

Hairy Potter and the Deathly Handjobs