on a scale from hans to ariel how well do you handle being the youngest ginger child out of an insane number of siblings
(Source: naughty-chekov, via quitefair)
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
(Source: skypestripper, via dutchster)
Phone casually letting me know that there are five accidents on the freeway to work.
So glad that city streets exist.
(Source: frostingpeetaswounds, via viceapoth)
I was scrolling through my dash and someone posted this gif:
but it didn’t load all the way so all I saw was
What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
Blow gently on your screen
Actually did this and loved it
(Source: facebook.com, via thekillarabbit)
Hairy Potter and the Scrotum’s Sack
Hairy Potter and the Cock of Secrets
Hairy Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabang
Hairy Potter and the Goblet of Jizz
Hairy Potter and the Order of the Phallus
Hairy Potter and the Half-Erect Penis
Hairy Potter and the Deathly Handjobs