July 2012
elizabitchtaylor:
Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
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hacksawjenny:
The first time my Mom misused the word badass was so much better. She parallel parked outside the thrift store and said “ignore my badass parking job” and I was just dying laughing. She didn’t get it so she asked what was funny and I told her bad-ass meant “like Samuel L Jackson”, but in hindsight that was probably a bad definition because to her he’s the guy who swears and shoots...
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
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derpitstea:
MAN WHY DID I LIE ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY WHEN I WAS A KID NOW I CAN’T LOG INTO NEOPETS
okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook
ok yeah great very nice
but what is this
wHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND
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Hey BT I'm too lazy to go to your page and type in...
Is it on steam now? When I first heard of it it wasn’t on steam and was apparently super unoptimized and my computer isn’t the greatest. I’ll give it a download, though? Maybe. It’ll take like..two weeks to download.
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doctorjuliustsunshine replied to your post: doctorjuliustsunshine replied to your post:…
This is why we are friends. *brofist*
Brofist is like Sunkist but with a lot less sun and a whole lot more fisting bros.
Wait, that’s a terrible thing to say.
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doctorjuliustsunshine replied to your post: zettykins replied to your post: Some guy was…
I hope it was a fire. On his genitals. That was started by tiny pubic crabs.
A small civilization of pubic crabs that have learned to wield fire to cook their food after experiencing a static shock elsewhere on the person’s body who will eventually learn to utilize small rocks and other tools...
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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zettykins replied to your post: Some guy was whining at me in a game of Heroes of…
The obvious question is, “was it in a fire?”
I was going to say that a Pyromancer killed the dude, but I think that was a different match.
I really hope it was in a fire.
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Well...
thedeliverymage:
Florida is nice but there’s nobody to cuddle…
I feel like all the people that I know/mutally follow in Florida should all hook up with each other like the Texans.
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I demand hermetically sealed windows in all future places I reside because fuck bugs.
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Some guy was whining at me in a game of Heroes of Newerth and I told him “Please go die in a fire =]”
He died soon after that and didn’t say anything for the rest of the game.
colloquialpancakes:
I am sorry for bringing you into this world dochamp
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June 2012
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Carly Rae Jepsen attempts to train her dog.
Carly: Hey I just pet you
Carly: And this is crazy
Carly: But here's a dog treat
Carly: So roll over maybe
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“I work at an AT&T store and have to deal with iPhone issues all the time....”
– Work Sucks: No YOU’RE defective. (via collegehumor)
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onwingsofwaxandfeather:
viggofartensen:
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