March 2012
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ivanoooze:
best part of the video lkjfnas
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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"omg i hate going to clubs"
tehjeff:
Then don’t fucking go to clubs.
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February 2012
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I am a big fat idiot. And I am a short arse.
topgear:
allwellandgroovy:
Jeremy: You don’t think the producers are messing with the subtitles, do you?[subtitle: I am a big fat bald idiot]Richard: No, they wouldn’t do that![subtitle: And I am a short arse] From Season 14 Episode 2
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"I have homework due today" he realizes at 3:37am
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wannagotospace replied to your post: wannagotospace replied to your post: Random: I…
I mean skinny jeans are for teh gays.
oh okay
Mine aren’t skinny jeans. And I don’t know if I actually have a pair of skinny jeans
and it is raining outside
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wannagotospace replied to your post: Random: I officially own a pair of red jeans.
I have a pair of red skinny jeans but I don’t wear them because I like women.
The color of my jeans does not affect my liking of women in any way
nor has it affected my attractiveness.
Because the value of that is already 0
and I refuse to believe it can be negative
euphorialyss:
brokentripod:
euphorialyss:
brokentripod:
euphorialyss:
DICKS.
DICK. PRICKS. STICKS. AND THICKS.
Dicks and pricks are the same thing. Asshole.
Ha! Dicks and assholes.
Dicks and assholes are types of people you see at parties
and what a lot of people at parties have
if you don’t have an asshole at a party…I don’t know if I should finish that sentence talking about...
This is stupid
I am going to pass out in all of my classes tomorrow
euphorialyss:
brokentripod:
euphorialyss:
brokentripod:
euphorialyss:
brokentripod:
euphorialyss replied to your post: euphorialyss replied to your post: I don’t…
you know what else is hard? my dick.
Me too.
I like these posts.
I like these dicks.
DICKS.
DICK. PRICKS. STICKS. AND THICKS.
Dicks and pricks are the same thing. Asshole.
Ha! Dicks and assholes.
Dicks and...
euphorialyss:
brokentripod:
euphorialyss:
brokentripod:
euphorialyss replied to your post: euphorialyss replied to your post: I don’t…
you know what else is hard? my dick.
Me too.
I like these posts.
I like these dicks.
DICKS.
DICK. PRICKS. STICKS. AND THICKS.