June 2011
Eating your 4 chips after finishing the air.
haave-you-met-ted:
If you receive this message then it has worked.
My internet has finally allowed me to post.
And I am leaving until later tonight.
Fucking. Comcast.
Fuck. You.
/stares
Awwwwkward.
I love putting a smile on people's faces.
veence:
In one way or another.
-The Joker
enanotg asked: This One is Better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs&feature=related
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs&feature=related
:D
thequietworld:
stoleatimelordandran | allisaysthis | bitch- | sataninasuit:
OH MY GOD IM CRYING
WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC
OH GOD I LOVE CATS
I JUST NEED THIS BACK ON MY DASH
gpoy fixing printers.
Don't you dare ask me invasive questions about my...
Yes, I’m talking to you.
Crazy urges to clean/rearrange room again. Also to tear up this thing I’m working on into confetti and throw it around for a while, then vacuum it up.
Want to skip mandatory tour. Want to not do this questionnaire that they are forcing us to do. Do not want to research things.
Just. Want. To. Clean. And. Rearrange.
Augh.
I’m all antsy and feel like stretching and running in...
May 2011
It’s terrifying what common, decent people will do when faced with fear.
– Prof (via endlesslyunamusing)
Reminds me of Batman.
BT has been here...
This whole time. Yes.
I am the Doctor.
aikainkauna:
cross-sectionofthewhovian:
fuckyeahspoilers:
annie-razorblade-kroy:
The Art of Kissing By Alex Kingston
Alex on how to kiss like a lady.
OH SHIT ALEX KINGSTON YOU FUCKING AWESOME WOMAN.
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULD NOT LOVE THIS WOMAN MORE
Condoms? In the kitchen?
hentaisnake:
brokentripod:
polkadotpengy:
brokentripod:
I keep finding small packets that are brightly colored and thinking they are condoms.
They are actually little packets that come in instant noodle containers. Housemates buy from dozens of different products with different colors. It’s confusing.
It would be amusing to switch out someone’s condom stash with a ton of instant noodle...
MUSE's 10 best songs by NME →
xkataly:
I can agree with most of this, oddly. Glad to see that my fav song correlates with Bellamy’s.
If you haven’t heard any of these, you should probably do some research.
Also, I like far too many of their songs to properly like any top ten list.
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Sometimes when I get a nice message I just leave...
BT: Messages (382)
pourcinephiles-deactivated20110 asked: Sorry to ask but what triggered this sudden horniness?
take your clothes off, let's get it on
For the people.
endlesslyunamusing:
Condoms? In the kitchen?
polkadotpengy:
brokentripod:
I keep finding small packets that are brightly colored and thinking they are condoms.
They are actually little packets that come in instant noodle containers. Housemates buy from dozens of different products with different colors. It’s confusing.
It would be amusing to switch out someone’s condom stash with a ton of instant noodle spice pouches.
Doo eet
I...
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strawberryrain replied to your post: People who invest in iTunes gift cards are just giving Apple money
AKA every company that uses gift cards :P
Yeah, but with so many people illegally downloading things, how many people really use those gift cards?
Old people buy gift cards for the young not realizing these things.
Didn’t mean it doesn’t happen elsewhere. /doublenegative idgaf
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kiss-similes replied to your post: Condoms? In the kitchen?
That’s one way to spice up the bedroom…
Oh my god.
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Post 6,801.
Post 6,800 was about replacing someone’s condoms with spice packets.
My tumblr is so quality.
Condoms? In the kitchen?
I keep finding small packets that are brightly colored and thinking they are condoms.
They are actually little packets that come in instant noodle containers. Housemates buy from dozens of different products with different colors. It’s confusing.
It would be amusing to switch out someone’s condom stash with a ton of instant noodle spice pouches.
People who invest in iTunes gift cards are just...
Lots of people don’t use them, so there’s money wrapped up in the card that just goes straight to Apple.
Plus, if you DO use them, a percentage of the money you spend goes toward the recording company and part goes to Apple (probably).
Random observation as I find $40 worth of iTunes gift cards under a box.