April 2011
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Anonymous asked: When do you poop?
Youtube's April Fools thing.
If you click 1911 in the bottom right of a video, it goes black/white/sepia and plays some piano jingle.
Hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0cf7zioXJA&feature=player_embedded#at=119
That video worked for me. It depends on which of the zillions of youtube players you get.
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☼ If you are awesome, someone will put this on your page ☼
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☼ If you are awesome, someone will put this on your page ☼
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It’s not in English, but it doesn’t need to be.
Basically, they dress up a girl to look super scary and just put her in a hotel hallway.
Gmail MOTION →
zetx:
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
My room has part of my attention. The minimum...
emaliaphloup:
The rest was directed towards my webcam!
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..People know there's 32 days in March now, right?
I see all these April Fools Day posts on my dash.
Did you guys not hear about the horoscopes being changed? They had to adjust the calendar, too. Every month has gained an extra day except February, because no one likes February.
the awkward moment when you stop playing TF2 and...
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Sometimes your greatest memories are with your...
darth-strix asked: That girl you asked about would be MEW or Mary Elizabeth Winstead. :D
She plays Ramona Flowers in Scott Pilgrim and some other movies but I can't remember. I know she was in a movie with with Bruce Willis.
She plays Ramona Flowers in Scott Pilgrim and some other movies but I can't remember. I know she was in a movie with with Bruce Willis.
nerdycouture asked: IT'S SO FUCKING HOT. WASN'T IT RAINING LAST WEEK?
I don't even...
I don't even...
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What do you do when a guy tells you that you have...
I just laughed and said “Thanks?”
When guys cut their hair...
You were so cute. WHY DID YOU DO THAT.
Don’t get haircuts
Click here if you like Battlestar Galactica and... →
every time
keeskees:
I was expecting a “Fuck yeah” guy with the soda/the cup of soda in his face and a garbled “Fuck yeah” text underneath.
Donde esta la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la...
It’s 2009.
munchythoughts:
derpdesu:
papermark:
gabrielesque:
natatas:
princeney:misha-bawlins:
Awesome nature sounds generator.
You can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer.
No need to go camping or to a beach or actually to ever to go outside any more. Tumblr provides...
karmacharger:
They must have stolen Snake’s infinite ammo headband.
fly-casual:
brokentripod:
microsoft-joss:
I just swallowed like 6 Boba balls at once omg
Let it be known that the Fett has six.
Explains a lot.
#when his dad died he dicided that ‘growing a pair’ was not enough so he grew three pairs
Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we can swing with...
– Eddie Izzard
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andiiskywalker:
i’m seriously about to pop my fucking top
like i just
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Spiderman used fury swipes!
It’s not very effective…
March 2011
microsoft-joss:
I just swallowed like 6 Boba balls at once omg
Let it be known that the Fett has six.