OKAY ONE THING BEFORE I GO TO BED
iwhipmypocketwatch: robbicide: I JUST REALIZED THAT ROB AND BRO HAVE ALL THE SAME LETTERS AND RACECAR IS RACECAR BACKWARDS. “ROBOT” IS “TO BRO”
iwhipmypocketwatch: Ludo - Whipped Cream
We started a big game of Marco Polo in Walmart on...
caitlin-: We really thought we heard someone yell Marco so we yelled Polo. It was great. A lot of people were playing.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will...
Massive sausage fest occurring incredibly close-by. Guys running around yelling about dicks, shrieks about dicks, and some “WOAH”s. I have absolutely no urge to open our front door.
holly-hedlund: Did anyone else think that ET was being clever and having 2 logos to cover up an exposed nipple and/or censor something? Because that’s all I thought of when I saw the thumbnails.
FYP just posted something and took it down before...
They haven’t posted it and it’s been a minute! A WHOLE MINUTE
This is post 3,001.
Last post was a re-reblog of a quote. Oh well, it’s definitely better than a celebration post. HAVE THAT GIF.
A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst....– Sam Harris, on stem cell research (via loveyourchaos)
Emmy thought it's actually illegal to cheat on...
misamthropic: helloella: thatslag: Like you can take them to court and they can go to jail. I’m still laughing. imagine I’d have sent so many dicks in the slammer by now… I approve of this law.
Someone is trying to sell their story idea for... →
No bids yet. Via @Johndiesattheen EDIT: I’d totally bold idea if I could.
fuckingsluts: brokentripod: fuckingsluts: I don’t get why people get so fucking butthurt over opinions Because opinions can be wrong, believe it or not. /starts debate “a personal view, attitude, or appraisal.” I don’t care if it’s right or wrong, it’s MY view. Yes, that’s why people get “butthurt.” Because you’re not sharing their view and if they’re...
fuckingsluts: I don’t get why people get so fucking butthurt over opinions Because opinions can be wrong, believe it or not. /starts debate
ttempusfugit: realhorrorshowlike: You will not be disappoint if you have seen Lotus Flower.
PUGS EMOTING WHILE WEARING SWEATERS
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