One of them just used our rice cooker, which makes upwards of 6 cups of rice (perfect for leftovers or making fried rice in the future!) to make himself a single cup of rice.
AKA even if I wanted to make rice as soon as I got back, I’d have to wait. But even worse: since the rice cooker went off, I thought “oh yay I don’t have to make rice for everyone for once” and then nope.avi
Homemate comes home and says “Man, I saw people trick-or-treating out there” I reply: “Yeah, I saw that, too” while tumblring.
He responds: “Yeah. A little old for that, I think”
I just didn’t respond because I knew if I opened my mouth I’d say something along the lines of: “well, you’re too old to be here stop being an ass” despite the fact that he’s the same age as me. Those people were dressed in good costumes and everything and deserved any candy.
Get a fake blood packet and pretend you got a massive paper cut and send the blood flying onto everyone’s work and run out of there, claiming that you’re in too much pain to speak English (bonus if you say this in Spanish)
Mi sangre! El dolor, yo tengo mas dolor para hable espanol! Ay dios mio, el dolor es muchisimo! Sale, todos sale la clase!
On Halloween hang an apple by the door just the height of the chin. Rub the chin with saliva, stand about six inches from the apple, and hit the chin against the apple. If it sticks to the chin, you will be married, and your true love will stick to you.
On Halloween a girl is to go through a graveyard, steal a cabbage and place it above the house-door. The one on whom the cabbage falls as the door is opened is to be the girl’s husband.
On Halloween walk backwards from the front door, pick up dust or grass, bring it in, wrap it in paper, put it under your pillow, and dream.
On Halloween, girls place three saucers beside each other, two filled with earth and water, in the other a ring. They are respectively death, cloister or unmarried life, and marriage.
On Halloween put an egg to roast before the fire and leave the doors and windows open. When it begins to sweat a cat will come in and turn it. After the cat will come the man you are to marry, and he will turn it. If you are to die unmarried, the shadow of a coffin will appear.
source: memoirs of the american folklore society, volume 4 (1896).
Lots of things about girl getting married.
Also where are they finding this cabbage in a graveyard? Is a skull acceptable?